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I want to apply directly to Alex Karp for a role as analytics engineer at Palantir Technologies.
Human behavior prediction is my specialty. I do it all the time. 24/7. Since I was born. It's my survival strategy.
With enough and especially correct data points, I'm able to predict even dynamic event outcomes with high degree of certainty.
I apply game theory in social situations on the fly, natively and automatically. Each possible situation outcome is assigned a final probability which in itself is a sum of sub probabilities, updated constantly via feedback loop and consideration of mutual influence.
I'm ready to learn to formalize this skill, scale it vertically and role it out horizontally.
I've always played the long game. I'm loyal. I'm libertarian. The first 5 years I'm ready to work only for allowances so that you can see for yourself. I'm ready to work either in the US or as forwarded engineer world wide.
For more information contact me via email. I'm certain after my manic episode 5 years back and my tantrum on Instagram, I have a profile in your system.
Kind of regards Chris Thiele --